Do people constantly describe you as "a lot"? Do your friends need a nap after hanging out with you? Have you ever been told to "calm down" at least 37 times in one day? Congrats, wild child—this shirt was made for you.
Why You Need It:
Instant Personality Reveal – Save people the trouble of figuring you out. One glance at this tee, and they’ll know chaos (and fun) follows you everywhere.
Excuse for Shenanigans – Spilled your drink? Danced on a table? Adopted a stray goat? Just point to your shirt. It’s basically a permission slip.
Nap Repellent – Boring people may try to lure you into "chill nights." This shirt reminds them that you don’t do chill. You do thrill.
Fabric & Care Instructions:
100% Pure Untamed Energy (and also cotton—it’s soft, okay?).
Machine Wash Cold – Because even wild children hate shrinkage.
Do Not Iron – Wrinkles add character, just like your questionable life choices.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous adventures, questionable karaoke performances, and being the reason your friends say, "We can’t take you anywhere." (But let’s be real—they’d be bored without you.)
Get yours now before they try to tame you! (Spoiler: They won’t succeed.) 🎉🔥
